Lunar is the new Solar!

Ladies and gentleman, I give you LUNAR POWER! Forget solar power- the answer to the environment’s problems is lunar power! Using carefully placed panels placed on the side of your house, we can power the whole household! When light is reflected from the moon from the Sun, it carries microscopic cheese-atoms. These cheese atoms can then be expanded until they form a huge blob of energy. This energy is then passed around the house! It’s genius!