FAQ

Have a question? I guarantee you won’t find the answer here!

Q: Why is it that as soon as you’re tall enough to reach the things that hang down from the roof of a bus you look like a complete idiot doing it?

A: Because it’s TFL’s evil plan to make everyone surrender to their health and saftey rules.

Q: Do cats really have nine lifes?

A: *Goes and kills a cat nine times* No.

Q: What came first the chicken or the egg?

A: Well, the chicken would have evolved from another life form and layed eggs. So the chicken.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria?

A: You watch too many musicals.

Q: Why does it always rain as soon as you go out of the house?

A: It’s a punnishment for staying indoors to long.

Q: When will people stop bothering to read this list of random questions?

A: I don’t know, I’m just hoping I’m not wasting my time on all this.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because it wanted to escape an army of people poking its nose into its private life.

Q: Is there really alien intelligence in our galaxy?

A: Oh crap, they’ve found me!

Q: Can you give me some money?

A: No.

Q: You know when you complain about having to know homework and your parents say “No one likes it; but we had to do it and you’ve got to do it!”?

A: Yes. Is this going anywhere?

Q: Yes, I swear. Anyway, if no one likes it then why don’t they just get rid of it?

A: Because then we wouldn’t be having this conversation and a massive paradox would be caused!

Q: Why do people like football?

A: I don’t know- it’s a mystery that will never be solved.

Q: Are you going to finish this off?

A: Probabally.